Man, I Feel Like Crap Today

All my clothes are still in the hamper
And I haven’t gotten out of bed
I woke up with an ugly hangover
I don’t remember what we said
And then I looked at my cell phone
Looks like I did a drunk text
After he said he was leaving me
I called him a jerk and said “Next!”

I should be feeling better
I should be happier than I am now
I should be dancing in the backyard
But all I’m thinking is wow
I really messed up
he was all dressed up
From what I can remember I was cray
Man, I feel like crap, today

I turned on the bedroom TV
And I watched the local HOI news
Gretchen and Mark had an exclusive
That shook me and gave me the blues
They said there was a fatal accident
Out on the dirt road by Route 122
It was heartbreaking to find out
I could have been in there with you

I should be feeling better
I should be happier than I am now
I should be dancing in the backyard
But all I’m thinking is wow
I didn’t say goodbye
Now I’m asking why
Man, I feel like crap, today

You were my best friend
And I can’t believe you’re gone
My dear pickup truck
I hope my heart can go on
I don’t know what to say
Except, man, I feel like crap today

Man, I feel like crap today.

2017

Song Notes:

I imagine Alison Krauss really doing this one justice. It’s a joke song, but it would be so great to hear her voice sing it.

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