If I Only Had a Truck

I’ve got my T-Shirt, it’s whiter than I’ll ever be I’ve got my worn out boots just customized for me I’ve got my work-worn jeans from my ten hour days And my ol’ baseball hat promoting Chevrolets Chorus 1: And if I only had a truck I might have someone holding me tight like thatContinue reading “If I Only Had a Truck”

I Believe Her Now

She told me she loved me before I moved on And I think I believe her now She said she didn’t want to live without me And I think I believe her now ‘Cause she’s in a hospital bed I keep thinkin’ ’bout what she said It’s rattlin’ around in my head And I thinkContinue reading “I Believe Her Now”

I Don’t Worry Now

I used to worry about when I’d find true love But I have you, so I don’t worry now I used to worry about the job I wanted badly But I have you, so I don’t worry now I used to be so concerned about the lessons I learned About what I would wear toContinue reading “I Don’t Worry Now”

I’m No Longer Nostalgic For You

I used to look back with fond memories of when you and I dated back then I’d sit and look through your letters and photos of us over and over again But one day somethin’ snapped in me Thinkin’ of you no longer made me feel blue So darlin’ as you listen to this songContinue reading “I’m No Longer Nostalgic For You”

Not So Wise

She’s as hot as biscuits on Sunday mornin’ but she can be colder than a witches tit And when I put my right hand in her left one It feels like a worn-in leather baseball mitt And when I look into those turquoise eyes There’s a whole world in there to explore Just when IContinue reading “Not So Wise”

The Regular

Well, I’m a regular at the Lucca Grill Where I order the same thing every week A Ham and Pineapple Calzone & a Coke And they listen to me even when I’m bleak I don’t have many friends around anymore My ex-wife took the kids away from me So I go there to check inContinue reading “The Regular”

Crushing Crush

There’s a girl I’ve known since I was seventeen Has an aquatic blue eye and another that’s green She’s not the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen but she’s the one I was crushing on back then I was dating others who were nothing like her Whether they liked me or not, I wasn’t that sureContinue reading “Crushing Crush”

Halloween in Haddonfield

Parents go out and leave their kids at home With hot looking babysitters who mess around Their boyfriends arrive when the kids are asleep And they try not to make any big sounds Maybe they decided to watch a scary movie Maybe they’re drinkin’ beer n gettin” high They’re likely dry humpin’ in the familyContinue reading “Halloween in Haddonfield”