Muddin’ With Me

I know you’re a rich chick and everything Your Dad, he owns a bunch of real estate And your Mom, well she looked at me funny When I said to her I wanna take you on a date Not to some fancy high-class restaurant Or some romantic comedy you wanna see I wanna go doContinue reading “Muddin’ With Me”

Your Freshman Year

You were an eager beaver during your freshman year Ready for the good times, wrapped up in fear It was a time of change, it was a time to explore It was a time to open every metaphorical door A door of experience, a door of new romance A door of truth during your firstContinue reading “Your Freshman Year”

Where Her Legs Begin

There’s a great big world right next to me And I know you know what I’m talkin’ about She cleans it every morning of the week So it doesn’t smell like Rainbow Trout And she loves it when I give it attention She gets so happy and her smile’s so wide It’s a special kindContinue reading “Where Her Legs Begin”

Let’s Stay Inside Tonight

It’s near 20 below freezing outside Frankly, I don’t want you out of my sight So what do you say, my sugar plum fairy? Let’s stay inside tonight The fire’s blazing and here’s that Toddy Out the back window, we only see white What do you say, my sweet Swedish dumplin’? Let’s stay inside tonightContinue reading “Let’s Stay Inside Tonight”