If You’re Looking For My Heart

I don’t know if you even care though you’re sittin’ with me here With me at this bowling alley bar and you just ordered me a cold beer I’m not used to forward women But before we even start It’s been thrown in the trash If you’re looking for my heart It’s been thrown inContinue reading “If You’re Looking For My Heart”

Me and my Rotgut Whiskey

She’s really goneShe packed all her thingsShe took the ring I scrimped and saved forOn this freezing day in early SpringI’m left with this bitter stingNow It’s just me and my Rotgut Whiskey She’s really outShe left her phone and a noteShe’s had enough of what we didn’t haveAnd rather than cut her own throatSheContinue reading “Me and my Rotgut Whiskey”

Not So Wise

She’s as hot as biscuits on Sunday mornin’ but she can be colder than a witches tit And when I put my right hand in her left one It feels like a worn-in leather baseball mitt And when I look into those turquoise eyes There’s a whole world in there to explore Just when IContinue reading “Not So Wise”

The Regular

Well, I’m a regular at the Lucca Grill Where I order the same thing every week A Ham and Pineapple Calzone & a Coke And they listen to me even when I’m bleak I don’t have many friends around anymore My ex-wife took the kids away from me So I go there to check inContinue reading “The Regular”

BloNo Blues

I’m two hours from Chicago, Illinois Trying to turn into a man from a boy At a school both my parents went to How I wish they instinctively knew Coming here was their decision, not mine In these Twin Cities I’ll never be fine Got the BloNo Blues Got the BloNo Blues I can’t shakeContinue reading “BloNo Blues”