Halloween in Haddonfield

Parents go out and leave their kids at home With hot looking babysitters who mess around Their boyfriends arrive when the kids are asleep And they try not to make any big sounds Maybe they decided to watch a scary movie Maybe they’re drinkin’ beer n gettin” high They’re likely dry humpin’ in the familyContinue reading “Halloween in Haddonfield”

What Have You Done With Her?

V1 Believe it or not, I’m not angry at you for whatever it is you two have done She doesn’t know I’m meeting you here She thinks I’ve come to the city for fun I’m sure you’re wonderin’ how I know The way I found out about your affair There was a day a coupleContinue reading “What Have You Done With Her?”

Cute Klutzy Girl

There she is Walkin’ down the hall She’s kinda shy Also skinny & tall She doesn’t know I’ve liked her from afar She’s the funniest girl I’ve ever known And she writes songs on her guitar Cute klutzy girl She’s so awkward like me I wonder if she walks home alone And if she’s boyfriend-freeContinue reading “Cute Klutzy Girl”