Real McCoy

As I looked around your place
and saw the smile on your face
I knew you’re one of a kind
You completely blew my mind

My intuition about me and you
Told me that our love was true
It said you were the one
and we’d have more than fun

It’d be a love I had been dreaming of
Since I was a little boy
When I looked up to my parents
and I’d pray I’d have that kind of joy
Now you and I are both students
Here in the heart of Central Illinois
As sure as cowboys love shootin’
I know we’re the Real McCoy

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
We’re true love
We’re the Real McCoy

I deeply care about your parents
They treat me as one of the family
Mom and Dad are impressed with you
And I love your gentle sincerity

Our dates have been so wonderful
We complement each other so well
Like a well-mannered gentleman
and a sweet & sassy Southern Belle

It’s the love I’ve been waiting for
Since I was a little boy
When I looked up to my parents
And I’d pray I had that kind of joy
Now you and I are students
Here in the heart of Central Illinois
As sure as farmers love farming
I know we’re the Real McCoy

As sure as farmers love farming
As sure as cowboys love shootin’
As sure as fishers love fishing
And Minnesotan say “Darn Tootin!”
I know we’re the Real McCoy

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
We’re true love
We’re the Real McCoy.

January 11, 2018

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Sorority Gal

Sorority gal
Why are you sad?
Is it because a frat boy
last night made you mad?

Sorority gal
cute as can be
Treated like a playtoy
and a parody

You’ve been following
the American dream
thinking if you one day
made it come true
They all would be swallowing
their words downstream
But compromising your soul
is the one thing you can’t do

Sorority gal
Don’t feel so bad
Just pick yourself up
‘n all you thought you had

Sorority gal
Go on with dignity
confidence n joy
and a strategy

If you’ve been feeling
you’ve aching too much for the team
and the abuse is
far too hard for you to take
And they’re all reeling
from seeing you break your esteem
maybe the decision to leave
will be the best you’ll ever make

Sorority gal
You will be glad
If you have a few friends
as an undergrad

Sorority gal
I know you don’t believe me
So please re-read
your painful diary

Sorority gal
Sorority gal.

2004