One Who Totally Got Me

For my life-giving wife, Melanie Ann Gray Back in those days I had major issues When I found a message in my inbox You grew up in a small town like I did I was living at home but on the rocks I was chasing women & drinkin’ heavy ‘Cause each girl wasn’t right for […]

That Kind of Wrong That’s Right

We met in high school She was trouble for me She lived across town In a broken family I was really lucky I had some stability That attracted her To her I was somebody We split at least twice The fights weren’t nice We’d make up very fast I didn’t think we would last Now […]

There’s No Shame In Being A Country Boy

You can be ashamed of being a rich kid ’cause your parents give you what you want You can be ashamed of being middle class and of Uncle Jeb who’s a chef at a restaurant You can be ashamed of your hand-me-downs and your little baby brother named Roy You can be ashamed of all […]

She’s Got an iPhone

Verse 1: She’s got an iPhone She’s always on that thing She’s got an iPhone And a diamond ring I don’t know who loves her Who lives inside her brain I don’t know where she works Or where she takes the train But she’s got an iPhone And she lives here in Maine Bridge: She […]

I Don’t Worry Now

I used to worry about when I’d find true love But I have you, so I don’t worry now I used to worry about the job I wanted badly But I have you, so I don’t worry now I used to be so concerned about the lessons I learned About what I would wear to […]

Not So Wise

She’s as hot as biscuits on Sunday mornin’ but she can be colder than a witches tit And when I put my right hand in her left one It feels like a worn-in leather baseball mitt And when I look into those turquoise eyes There’s a whole world in there to explore Just when I […]

Crushing Crush

There’s a girl I’ve known since I was seventeen Has an aquatic blue eye and another that’s green She’s not the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen but she’s the one I was crushing on back then I was dating others who were nothing like her Whether they liked me or not, I wasn’t that sure […]

From April to August

We were only together From April to August From Spring thru Summer She was fine, She was mine We’d hit the dive bars And the record shops From Spring thru Summer I was her fan and her man Sometime after Labor Day She said she was movin’ away Her father got a job up North […]

She’s Datin’ a Bad Boy

Her grades began to slip from A’s & B’s to C’s & D’s Her current choice of schoolboy won’t give her fond memories He’s been makin’ her feel guilty He don’t respect her one bit He’s a cocky lil’ sumbitch Born to end up a misfit She’s datin’ a bad boy Oh, he’s not gonna […]