Halloween in Haddonfield

Parents go out and leave their kids at home With hot looking babysitters who mess around Their boyfriends arrive when the kids are asleep And they try not to make any big sounds Maybe they decided to watch a scary movie Maybe they’re drinkin’ beer n gettin” high They’re likely dry humpin’ in the familyContinue reading “Halloween in Haddonfield”

The Emigrant Gap Bandit

See, If you could step right into my shoes You would know why I am this way You would know my complete story Why I’m in this Reno jailhouse today If you could see what I’ve been through If you could live where I was raised If you could step right into my shoes YouContinue reading “The Emigrant Gap Bandit”

Ballad of Sugar Booger & Ellie Mae

She called him Sugar Booger‘n he didn’t mind one bitHe wasn’t rich or very poorHe was heavier ‘n not so fit They got along like best friendsGrew closer with each passing dayYeah, she called him Sugar Boogerand her name was Ellie Mae Ellie Mae had golden curly locks, ‘nsweeter than German Chocolate CakeShe loved houseworkContinue reading “Ballad of Sugar Booger & Ellie Mae”

Who Am I To Complain?

Took a walk on the path we’d stroll down The wind in my palm replaced your hand I closed my eyes and fondly remembered when we kissed as teens on the sand And I thought about the memories we made I reflected on the good times we had then Tears weaved their way down myContinue reading “Who Am I To Complain?”

She Murdered Me

We met through a personal advertisement In a local entertainment publication After a few dates she invited me to Come with her on a two-week vacation It was all inclusive at a resort in Mexico And it included an overnight cruise Little did I know on that boat It was my life that I wouldContinue reading “She Murdered Me”