Parents’ Home Date

The popcorn’s made, it’s in a white plastic bowl It’s a home date, he’s gotta keep it under control He’s gotta show her he cares, but stay kinda cool but she’s already changed into a suit for the pool He picked out a movie, she wants to go swimmin’ She’s flirty like a lot of […]

Maybe It’s Just My Boner

When I was younger than I am now I’d get erections all the time In classrooms and bathrooms The feeling was very sublime So it’s weird now that I’m older ‘Cause my dick doesn’t go up much these days Even when I’m not attracted to the girl it decides to go against my heart and […]