Amazing True Love, Please

After sampling your menu of life, waitress And trying to figure out what I really want Let me order that super exclusive dish you serve at this fantastic and fine restaurant I’d like to start out with some orange juice I know it does wonders for how I feel And I’ll also have a cup […]

I Know What You Did In High School

I know what you did in High School I know who you really were You were filled with gallant bravado But you were also very immature You made fun of everyone behind their backs and you fondled almost all of those girls I know what you did in High School You stole my Mom’s freshwater […]